"Who is willing to pretend to be the infamous Wulin scum like me!" Cloud laughed a little sad.
"That doesn’t necessarily mean that the young lady is not curious about the peerless charm of the cloud. It is said that this person’s ugliness can also make so many beautiful women fall in love with him because he is born bald." Tang Jia also boasted that his natural disposition is hexagrams and he likes to inquire about the gossip in the rivers and lakes, but he didn’t react until he said half that the parties saw the clouds getting darker and darker beside him. His voice gradually became smaller and smaller. "Brother Yunyun is used to saying it, but I can’t change it. Please ask Brother Yunda to have a lot of complaints about it."
He said so himself. It’s just a wry smile. Sometimes fame is not necessarily a good thing.
Later, Tang Jia told Yun that the two major yin thief organizations in Jianghu "Butterfly and Bee Mutual Aid Alliance" turned out to be two independent sects "Butterfly Sect" and "Bee Gate", all of which were regarded as spontaneous yin thief organizations with some minor names in Wulin. In fact, those real flower thieves in Wulin were solitary and "famous" people, and once their affairs were known to others, they could not escape being besieged and hunted down. Killing yin thieves in the ranking criterion of "Canglang Spectrum" was an important basis for adding points. Naturally, the young heroes who made their debut are always chasing after these notorious yin thieves, while the so-called "Butterfly School" and "Bee Gate" are a group of colored, heartless and daring little lechers. The yin worms spontaneously set up a public opinion organization to collect information from the major beauties in the Jianghu (appearance, body privacy, etc.), and those who have a little literary talent will make up some poems and sentences of yin, but they will scribble and sketch, but they will never and always tell some short stories about pornography, so that they can communicate and cultivate each other.
Actually speaking, this "Butterfly School" was founded in Jiangnan area, but it was first known in the Jianghu since ancient times. As soon as this organization came out, it swept the limelight in Jiangnan with incredible speed, which was even better than the most famous flower streets and Liuxiang in Jiangnan area. After all, those places were for collecting money, and the "Butterfly School" was a voluntary organization. Except for a few core cadres, its members were specially compiled, and anyone who was interested could join it. Therefore, the family was embarrassed, but yin was unwilling to die, and the family had Hedong lion and was unhappy. Lu, who has the heart to study, has just been lovelorn and unhappy. Later, he has a beautiful concubine at home, but the thief is not dead. He has a beautiful wife, but he doesn’t raise his gun and practice too much. Instead, he misses the fact that all the theoretical departments have joined in to talk about yin’s argument about color and flowers for the moon. It is also fun and poor.
Later, this famous sect came to the north, so many yin friends from the Central Plains came to visit each other, and after some observation, they were deeply moved, but they always wanted to go home. So these people set up a relative "Bee Gate" after returning to the Central Plains, but their nature was similar, but they naturally showed local characteristics in different places, such as singing more ditties in the south of the Yangtze River and being exquisite and fascinating, and it was convenient to change Allegro to the north. It was really amazing that there were so many charming heroes in the country.
Because of this, the two sides of the same organization and different styles finally contributed to the alliance between the two factions. However, due to regional differences, this so-called "Butterfly Bee Mutual Aid Alliance" was compromised. Among them, when they were well-off, they took out money to support those who were poor, and correspondingly, if they were poor, they had to be diligent and go to some famous beauty haunts to collect some photos and "get rich through labor". It is only natural that if they were lucky enough to get beauty belongings, they would be developed according to the current "market price". Or the price of fragrant handkerchief, the specific price fluctuates according to the beauty, talent and name of the holder. For example, there is a market price for "Pearl Spectrum" beauty, and serious admirers may spend thousands of silver, but the price of fragrant handkerchief and intimate objects can be imagined. Therefore, from another angle, this strange organization can be regarded as supporting a considerable number of people.
However, it is of great significance for these people to be in estrus and stop at their will, which also greatly reduces the occurrence of cases of men and women such as robbing ordinary women.
However, in recent months, the sudden rise of clouds and the falling of "Pearl Spectrum" beauties have finally pushed this group of yin crazy bees and butterflies, who were originally able to accept pure psychological meaning, into a hurry. They organized a vigorous activity of "learning from the clouds and improving their skills", which received wide response in the north and south of the Yangtze River.
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The seventh volume Han Hai black dragon invincible Chapter 25 Tianzhu divine oil
The seventh volume Han Hai black dragon invincible Chapter 25 Tianzhu divine oil
And this activity of "learning from the cloud and improving the effect of the cloud" is to put it bluntly, that is, it is widely collected in the cloud deeds, and through the analysis and study of the cloud lines, it deeply examines the preferences of modern women and then follows suit.
"So I don’t know what your analysis result is. What is it about him that makes girls like him so much?" Ai Lijie couldn’t help but wonder. Even he didn’t know why. Can these people analyze it?
"You must have never been to these prosperous places in Jiangnan, Beijing for a long time, right? Wrong novel network many words "Tang Jia asked with a smile.
"This Tang Xiong is informed?" Cloud is strange that he can predict the future.
"That’s natural. In fact, the other brother Yun is in front of our eyes, but we are blind. Brother Yun thought about it? " Qian Zheng also laughed. He and Tang Jia seemed to have some special tacit understanding.
"Oh, is there a reason for this? I’d like to hear more about it!" Yunda is interested.
"A month or two ago, I was afraid that I was the only one who said that I was not a cloud!" Tang Jia pointed to Yunguangguang head and said with a smile
"It doesn’t have to be. Bald monks or bald fighters are not in the minority, are they? Wrong novel network many words "Li Qingmou think Tang Jia dialect is too exaggerated.
"Otherwise, although there are many bald people, there are not many as young as Brother Yun, and Brother Yun is good at dressing up, so it is really difficult to find another person." Qian Zheng explained, "But it is hard to count the people who dress up like Brother Yun in big cities and towns, which means that Brother Yun shouted’ I am a cloud’ by himself. Even some people believe that because of this, there are so many people who can prove that you are a cloud?"
"But before I said my identity, you were so easy to believe?" Ai Lijie sipped her mouth and smiled. She thought the two men who were full of nonsense were also pretty cute.
"This is the crux of the problem. It is because it turns out that simple imitation is not the case. Since then, fools who have cut their hair so hard have to swallow the stupid consequences of blindly following the trend. No girl would like to imitate people with no creative characteristics." Tang Jia hit the nail on the head and picked the main reason for the failure of these people. "Brother Yun is such a costume, and the’ cloud’ button is accompanied by two beautiful women. The result is not obvious!" To put it bluntly, they both admitted the cloud through Ai Lijie Li Qing’s eyes.
This makes Yunda frustrated, but these two days are depressing and depressing, and it can make two people feel better. So Tang Jia discussed the matter with the three of them, and Yunsan was not very willing to have such a "drag-down" person around, but they all agreed. This is life and many things are unpredictable.
Of course, the three of them have their own considerations. Ai Lijie has been unhappy since he returned to Middle-earth. After all, returning to Middle-earth means that he will leave the cloud and return to his other disciples sooner or later. It is even possible to meet each other one day. How can this not make her sad? However, she didn’t want Yun to realize her pain, so she wanted to temporarily forget all her troubles through a humorous person like Tang Jia, and Li Qing’s eyes also had their own ideas. They were so humiliated in the restaurant and were cheated by several small lai’s. If it weren’t for Yun’s rescue, I’m afraid I would have suffered a lot. When I think of Ho Lee’s disgusting ugly face, Li Qing’s eyes feel a roll in my stomach. This time, when I really got home, I could fool myself. I could also yell at Yun, a dead monk.
There is a cloud that sincerely hopes that Tang Jia will join him. He is very interested in those who study their own "Butterfly and Bee Mutual Aid Alliance". It is best for such interesting people to get to know more and have more knowledge. The key point is that the organizer of this strange alliance may be his old knowledge and have this hunch. It is difficult for him to justify himself. After all, it feels subtle and mysterious.
It’s strange that according to Yun’s eavesdropping on the conversation between Tang Jia and Qian Zheng, the two people came to Qiongzhou for the purpose of receiving the information of Li Qing’s eyes. Where do you know that when Tang Jia was determined to go with Yun and his party, Qian Zheng had other important things to stay in Qiongzhou? Although it was not big, it made Yun’s heart more interested in exploring the reality of this "butterfly and bee mutual assistance alliance"
So they set the destination of this trip in Jinling, the former capital.
The reality is very interesting. In those days, it was difficult to be forced to stay in the mountains and clouds because of necessity. Now it is easy for Ai Lijie and two women to wander around a large Wuyi Mountain, a famous Xianyou County (pure fiction). Tang Jia must have a special way of "organizing" because he always has all kinds of strange excuses to leave for a while and then come back, but Yun and his party are not afraid that he has intrigues. After all, it is really capable of threatening the clouds. It is necessary to be too nervous to come over.
Cloud this time thanks to the "Butterfly Bee Mutual Aid Alliance", although it is famous, it has long been difficult to distinguish between true and false in countless imitators, and Ai Lijie suggested in Tang Jia that she should cover up the original beautiful face a little and dress up as a woman with excellent figure but rough appearance, which is also quite in line with the status of a vanity imitator. It is really a "complement each other"
Walking in the street, no one bothers me. It’s rare to enjoy this hard-won leisure time. I’ve been stretching my strings too tight. It’s time to find a chance to relax.
Anyway, there is still a little way to Jinling, the destination of this trip. Three people are not in a hurry at the moment. Ai Lijie kept asking about his companions along the way, but there was no news at all. It seems that he might have returned to Tianzhu long ago, which made her feel a little happy in the faint loss. Although his companions have been studying together for more than ten years, they finally gave up themselves, but they were able to accompany the cloud from now on without worrying about Ai Lang’s separation.
And Li Qing’s eyes still have some troubles that she will be angry with her parents if she runs away from home secretly, but she will soon forget about it. She believes that parents will forgive themselves sooner or later.
Yun has never relaxed. He is excited to look around in the street, not always alert to unknown sneak attacks or challenges.
"A lot of people over there are gathering to do it?" Li Qing’s eyes like watching the scene of bustle more than the clouds, and they shouted when they saw a lot of people gathered by the road ahead.
"Maybe it’s a rush to buy something special, or maybe it’s an activity." Yun is not very interested, mainly because he doesn’t like too much noise because of his nature.
"Nonsense have no creativity at all! Sister Ai, what do you think is going on over there? " Li Qing’s eyes still like to hit the cloud. She seems to be happy and unreasonable.
"I don’t know. Why don’t you just go and see?" Ai Lijie belongs to the action school.
When several people came to the gathering place, they casually found a middle-aged man who was about to squeeze into it and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing here? Why are you all here?"
The middle-aged man’s face showed indescribable joy. He was very unhappy when he was disturbed by the cloud. After looking at the cloud, he grumpily said, "You’re just squeezing in by yourself, just watching the fun. Stop messing around and do it!"
The cloud was contradicted by this middle-aged man inexplicably, which also aroused curiosity. Turning back, I rushed to Ai Lijie Li Qing’s eyes and made a gesture to show myself advanced to explore the situation, which made Yoga swim like a fish and slipped into the crowd.
It’s hard to squeeze into the innermost cloud. When I looked up, I was a little dumbfounded. How did these people dress up like Maha Zen Master? It seems that Tianzhu people saw that they erected a big signboard with the words "Tianzhu God Oil" written on it, and there was a snake charmer playing a clarinet to direct a snake to twist and dance. The snake’s yellow-brown triangular head was a poisonous snake at first glance, but to say that this person commanded the snake cloud by playing a flute was not convinced that he was proficient in "Imperial Dragon" "He knows that snakes can’t hear sounds, and they can judge actions by feeling external vibrations. Therefore, Yun carefully observes that the piper’s feet are shaking rhythmically, which should be controlled by a beat similar to" dragon-fighting ",while the flute in his hand is just a cover-up. In addition to the snake charmer, there is also a yoga performer. This person is of a small grade and extremely short stature. His performance is to shrink himself into a ball and then get into a barrel.
Seeing that everyone around him was attracted by this magical and exotic performance, he was filled with applause, but his heart was secretly laughing. Therefore, he had already seen that the so-called Tianzhu people were pretending and the purpose of pretending was that the sign said "Tianzhu Oil". Speaking of this, there was a bottle of "Tianzhu Oil" cloud, which Spartacus had been collecting treasures-but it was a pity that he didn’t tell Yun how it was.
"Does this uncle really have this’ Tianzhu God Oil’? Why do you all get together to buy it?" Yun’s question is very clever. The middle-aged man refused to answer before, which made him vaguely guess that it should involve some kind of mystery, so he made people misunderstand that he also had this hidden danger to win others’ trust.
"Why not? It’s a man’s gift from Wan Li all the way from Tianzhu!" It was a thin and withering middle-aged man who was questioned by Yun. He didn’t look back when he first answered, but when he turned to see Chu Yun, he was stunned. Then he looked strange and taught meaningfully, "Young people can’t be too presumptuous. You are younger and more talented. It’s hard to regain your glory until your brother is this age!" Say sorry to look at the cloud and shook his head.
Yun Hao was taught a lesson for no reason, but he also probably understood the effect of "Tianzhu God Oil". To put it bluntly, it is just an aphrodisiac. However, this kind of thing is still missing in China. How can it be squeezed to buy imported goods? It seems that it is really "rare and expensive". No wonder these people want to pretend to be Tianzhu people
"Are you human beings to pretend to be human beings?" It’s no wonder that Ai Lijie, who is speaking, is angry when she sees these people pretending to be her hometown.
Ai Lijie’s original noisy scene was actually quiet. I was looking at her, a woman who suddenly broke in. I didn’t know that when she made this statement, she emphasized agriculture and restrained business, and imposed a lot of taxes on businessmen. However, for malicious price gouging, buying and selling fake goods and second-time merchants, there was no light punishment. Therefore, she was already correcting the prisoners by saying this.
"Little girl, you can’t talk nonsense like this. Can you produce evidence?" The snake charmer put the flute in his mouth, and the snake also retracted into the bamboo cage. He looked up at Ai Lijie’s eyes and said slowly that his Chinese was very crude, but he didn’t know whether it was intentional or true.
“##￥#%！” Ai Lijie suddenly said a few words in Sanskrit, and the guys who pretended to be Tianzhu people were puzzled. It was already clear that Ai Lijie said, "Whoever pretends to be our compatriots is a pig." It’s ridiculous that those people were scolded but didn’t know it.
“%￥#%！” I don’t know how many people reacted, but they also talked nonsense. Anyway, no one here knows Sanskrit and they can say whatever they want. It’s a beautiful counterattack. Fortunately, the cloud is ready. He cleared his throat and said, "You are all specious things if you are not Tianzhu people, or you can understand a thing or two if you are incompetent."
The guy pretending to be a Tianzhu man appears four words away. It’s not a tough guy. Oh, it’s a very important person. I wonder if you can guess, hehe
The seventh volume Han Hai black dragon invincible Chapter 26 Blunt-handed
The seventh volume Han Hai black dragon invincible Chapter 26 Blunt-handed
As soon as the cloud spoke, several people’s faces showed indecision and uncertainty. On pretending that some skills can’t be mastered, but they can’t be easily mastered, especially the snake charmer. He stared at the cloud for a long time and looked incredible.
"I don’t know if this little brother’s’ specious thing’ means that the cabinet knows a thing or two?" Among those people who are responsible for selling medicines and collecting money is a 30-year-old straightforward man who touches Hu and asks Yundao.
Yun didn’t answer, but slowly walked to the snake charmer’s bamboo cage and squatted down to tap his fingers rhythmically. As the cloud moved, the snake in the bamboo cage slowly poked its head out and stood up. At first glance, the cloud was more confident, and the rhythm in its hand changed slightly. Moreover, it also played some fancy performances from time to time, which was far more tense than the monotonous and boring performance of the cloud when the snake charmer conducted it. This made people around him stunned, especially the snake charmer’s face changed greatly. Staring at the cloud, I was fascinated by it manually, making the snake dance and dance, and especially adding a bow. This magical snake control technique really makes people applaud, but it makes those self-proclaimed Tianzhu drug sellers lose their heart until they meet their rivals.
At this time, some people in the crowd have doubted the true identity of these people, and what’s more, those jealous people who sell "Tianzhu God Oil" have a prosperous business and have a sense of making trouble early, but also took the opportunity to make a big noise when they fell into the well.
"well! These days, it turned out to be selling fakes. If you don’t hurry up and send them to the government, you can’t let go of these businessmen who cheat the good people! "
"I’m telling you, the so-called Tianzhu Oil, the first tonic in the world, isn’t even hot enough for Wudang’s secret recipe Longhu Yangyang Dan. I’m also a famous’ Jiro in one night’. What’s the matter? This Tianzhu Oil can’t stand even five times. It turns out to be a fake!"
"That is, although the old lady is incompetent, she also has four women in the night. This’ Tianzhu Shenyou’ can get another room to wait on her. I don’t know that even the four now can’t be satisfied. It’s really a fake!"
"Cough! It was in the year of Tiger and Wolf that I took out my little savings that I had secretly stolen for many years to buy this’ Tianzhu Oil’ and wanted to give it a boost. I didn’t know that I was despised by that woman last night. You damn good businessmen really hurt me! "
In fact, according to the existing information, these people disguised as Tianzhu people have been selling this "Tianzhu Oil" here for some time. It can be said that the business is booming today, and the quality of the sellers is excellent. Where is the constant repeat customers? Do you know if it is "knocking down the trees and pushing everyone" or is it intentional? I heard scolding the clamorers and there were many unreasonable points in my speech, which made people feel ashamed to this point.
For cloud, which is the first to question the identity of these people, the meaning is not to ask them to see Ai Lijie embarrassed, but also to see that these people have problems. This is just to have them say a few words to meet those people’s gray face and bitter eyes. Cloud realized that he was in trouble again.
"In fact, there is no malice at the end, but I feel that the skills of Tianzhu displayed by several people are not very authentic." It’s really adding insult to injury, and it needs to be defended. Speaking of this matter, Ai Lijie was the first to make trouble, but she didn’t mean to find her hometown people, only to find that she was pretending to be disappointed, so the feeling was nasty.
"Where’s the lack of crocodile tears? Since I’ve come to smash the field, I don’t know if there is something wrong with yoga?" The little young man glared at the cloud and asked, in fact, the speaker has been able to tell that these people are really pretending to be Tianzhu people. How can they be from a foreign country when they are all authentic Jianghu voices?
Look at the resentment. Yunbai himself has no retreat even if he regrets it. He rarely makes trouble on his own initiative. He feels guilty and says softly, "You should be regarded as a shrinking skill. Speaking of yoga, it is homologous, but it is difficult to make some slight differences when practicing dharma." When Yunzi said this, the little young man’s face changed immediately. He heard Yunzi said that he knew that he had met an expert, but it didn’t look like he was proficient in yoga or a shrinking surgeon. Therefore, he didn’t know if this brother could perform in public. After all, he said that he could let everyone do it with you
Yunzao knew that he had said this and walked to the front of the barrel without a conversation. His body made a stir like fried beans. In an instant, it had shrunk into a child’s size less than three feet. The little young man who was about to enter the barrel had already given up. "It’s not bad that the pavilion is really an authentic bone shrinking technique, and the pavilion’s profound skills can be halved to three feet. It’s a tutor here, but I don’t know yoga. What’s the difference?" That’s it. That’s unacceptable.
Still a Han! I’m willing to lose the bet. I didn’t importune at all or deny it. This also won the respect of the cloud. The so-called "thief has a good way". Although this pedestrian is cheating, he is not serious. Perhaps it is worth paying a secret whisper in the cloud that he has regained his health and suddenly twisted his neck in a situation that no one expected. He leaned back and put his head on his back!